algeboring:

when you tell your parents something personal and they tell a bunch of relatives
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(Source: powerstar, via snorlaxatives)

plop-alot:

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(via bigbagoflittledonuts)

kurosukone:

True sibling protection

(Source: lovefortelevision, via clefstro)

Unnecessary bowing/fingering changings.

50shadesofaviolinist:

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lolsofunny:

 

 

me during movies where 99% of the population of earth dies

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me during movies where a dog dies

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TOO SOON

(Source: oedipus-sex)

basedpidgeot:

basedpidgeot:

i just went on a random kids facebook and 14 of his profile pictures are the same macklemore quote cropped incorrectly 13 times 

the next one is a deadpool mlp figure

snazziest:

YAAAAAAASS DRAG THAT BITCH!!!!!

(Source: pandapuzzle, via penis-hilton)

euo:

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

(via armadillo)

guy:

guy:

yeah ur sex takes me to

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(Source: guy, via composersalwaysscore)

wizkhalifornia:

this is a tumblr post of a facebook post of a tumblr post of a tweet

where do we draw the line

(via penis-hilton)

starbuckers:

splantamello:

starbuckers:

Look at this house we found by the river today

That’s a murder scene not a house

Look at this murder scene we found inside a house today

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

(via colapoop)

literallysame:

heard u were talkin shit

(Source: litto, via dulect)