mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*
leadership camp is going to suck today
*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”
when your mom says no to mcdonalds
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
some schools know how to have fun, and I was never in any of them
My high school locked the principal in a cage to raise money and people were taking selfies with her
what the fuck is happening over in America?
Beats me but at least the girls are getting prettier.
When your side chick tries to take a picture with you…